Worst Website Ever? (Nick’s Terrible Website Killed His Google Rankings)

Worst Website Ever? (Nick’s Terrible Website Killed His Google Rankings)


(Mumbles) Hey Nick, what’s going on? Hey Kandice, I, um, I’m not on Google. You’re client’s not ranking? No, I can’t, I can’t find my business. I lost it. Oh, you can’t find your Google listing. No, I’m not on Google! You’re not listening Ok, well first of all, let’s take a deep breath What’s your business name? Sock in the Drawer. I sell novelty socks as well as sock organizational
systems, plus, also I have books and videos about socks. I love socks. Ok, and do you have a website? Duh. Of course I have a website. Good, I knew you’d be on it. Yeah, I have five websites
You have what? Yeah, I have five websites. One for each toe You know that could be part of the problem No, that doesn’t make sense. No. Everyone knows more is better. More money, more books, more novelty socks. Isn’t she beautiful? Nope
Well I mean, I guess you don’t understand art Nope that’s not how websites work. You only need one website, even if you have
multiple locations, multiple toes, one website. But, I used keywords too. Oh good, well, what are you using? Ah, Almond Rocks Near Me
So, I think I’m good on that… Almond Rocks
Yeah, Almond Rocks. It’s Cockney Rhyming Slang for Socks. I spent, like, a year in London and I really
love Cockney Rhyming Slang. Ok, well, you actually need to pick keywords
that your customers are going to use. So, Men’s Novelty Socks, Novelty Socks Near
Me Yeah, no because like I said I really like
the Cockney Rhyming Slang, um, I think it makes sense to me. Ok, well, let’s go ahead and look at one of
your websites here. Ok yeah, let me just pull it up. And, yeah, take a look. Tell me what you think. It’s beautiful right? What am I looking at? What do you mean? This is my main site. Alright
This is the one. This is a masterpiece. This is Chopin’s No. 4. It’s really hard to navigate and I’m pretty
sure it’s giving small children seizures. This is beautiful. Like, click on that goldfish right there. I dare you to click on that goldfish. Can I buy socks with it? No, how does that make sense? No, no, if you click that it goes to my other
site that has a live feed. Of my goldfish. Okay, well your website is actually really
hard to navigate, and I’m pretty sure the only thing it’s doing for you is ranking at
the bottom of page 365. Making your father roll over in his grave. That really hurts. Did I hit a nerve? Yeah
Good How about we do this. You give me 60 days, I’ll get you a new site,
take down all this goldfish, and we’ll see where you’re at, you know? Get you some new leads, some good keywords,
men’s novelty socks, and if in 60 days you don’t like the work we’ve done, you can go
back to your Almond Rocks. Okay, I guess we’ll try it your way then. Hey, Kandice! You gotta come look! Come look! What? I found myself. I’m on Google. You did? Yeah! I told you, getting rid of those other websites,
and making some good keywords is going to be great for you. Yeah, no it’s great. There’s just one problem. What? I ran out of socks. Is that a problem? It is for me…My feet hurt.

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