The Most Exclusive Website in the World? — DONG

The Most Exclusive Website in the World? — DONG


Vsauce I’m Jake not to be confused with
Jack the Fabric Ripper .com… Nor am I Jumping Jacks an emotional roller coaster of a game
in which you do an insane number of jumping jacks to get buff. All Jack wants is the buffies.
He always wanted to be the buffies. Ah it just..it just hits so close to home ya know. Composure, Jake. But I also have more DONGs for you, things you
can do online now guys. This is The Most Exclusive Website in the
world. It only allows one person to enter at a time every 60 seconds for only 60 seconds,
so grab a ticket and wait for your moment. What’s inside you ask? Well, I can’t tell
you but what I can do is draw pictures in a giant jar of peanut butter. Select your
spoon size, draw your masterpiece, choose a frame and let it live on in peanut butter
history. Or Skippy all that nonsense and learn about the Theory of Everything…Map which
allows you to explore fundamental concepts in physics like the black hole information
paradox, quantum gravity, or space-time and then see visually how the different concepts
and problems are linked together. There are also a number of articles and videos linked
within the descriptions so you can go deeper down the black hole. OH NOO IM BEING SUCKED
INTO THE VOIDDDD CRUMBS Void is an interactive experience where every chapter takes you into
a different artistic dimension. You know I wouldn’t even been here if you
hadn’t been messing with the gravity simulator! It allows you to create planetary bodies and
attempt to balance them into an orbit…it’s a bit difficult though so if you get pulled
in reach escape velocity with the X-Wing Infinite Runner Game. Shoot lasers and use the force
to try to avoid blowing up for as long as you can in the death star trench. Hrm can’t
seem to find the exhaust port I might be lost… better use OldMapsOnline to get directions.
The website is an archive full of scans of maps from history, just select the years you’re
interested in and look at everything from a map of the Persian empire to a map of Hawaii
back when it was called the sandwich islands. I wonder if they have any maps of palette
town, nope, well then what am I supposed to do with all these pokepalletes?It breaks down
every pokemon into the individual colors that make up its pixely body. Then delve even deeper
into color with the Adobe Color Wheel a tool that helps you understand the relationship
between different colors so that you can craft new color schemes. Wow that sure is complimentary,
what? and this Wildflower is for me? Wildflower lets you tell someone you love them by sending
a digital posy, and no two are alike and then to really impress them create a song with
Pulse Boy a chiptune musical sequencer that uses only 8 bit sounds and samples so you
can make something as awesome as this. And there are youtube tutorials to help you create
your perfectly constructed triumph. But if you’d like music that’s a bit more random
Dennis.Video is drawn in real time by code and is different every time you watch it. Watch where you click with Mamono Sweeper,
a new take on minesweeper that plays like an rpg. Click the tiles to reveal numbers
which hint at where monsters might be hidden, and when you click on a tile that is hiding
a monster you fight it kill it and gain experience. Just don’t run out of HP or it’s game
over. Now that you’ve practiced avoiding monsters avoid other people with avoid humans
a website that uses foursquare and instagram data to tell you which places near you have
the fewest amount of people. Now that you’ve found your empty restaurant figure out what
to eat with Swole.me a meal planning website that has you select how many calories you
want to eat across a certain number of meals, what kinds of food you want to eat and then
generates a plan for you to follow. You’re right it would be more fun to sit
around an play video games so Let’s Play SNES…com a website that lets you play SNES
games in browser and even can save and load game states so you’ll be playing Mario and
Harvest moon in no time. Then figure out when in time your Billion Second Birthday is. Just
put in your birthday, and the time of day your were born and then discover when you
turn 1 billion seconds old. Now that we have that information use playback.fm to see what
movie was #1 on the day of your actual birthday Oh man The Matrix? I really hope machines
don’t take over the world. I have to wonder Will your job be taken by a machine? An NPR
interactive article that lets you select your field and profession and then ranks the likelihood
of a machine taking your job in the next 20 years based on 4 different criteria. Yes!
Looks like my decision to become an interior designer was the right choice, take that father!
You made my childhood a living Knightmare…Tower a game where you must fight your way to the
top of a tower fighting monsters and saving princess along the way. Complete quests and
collect coins to upgrade your character and his rocket. Man timing these attacks is hard i need to
work on keeping up a beat with got rhythm a game which scores you based on how well
you keep tapping the spacebar to a beat….you know maybe I should l leave tempo to the pros,
like with Maxo’s interactive digital album, Chordslayer. Then keep the cool images coming
with this music visualizer that utilizes sound cloud.

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    Crazy Queen

    Am I the on,y one who screams : "JAKKKKKEEEEEEEE" when the video starts, for no reason, other than the fact that it's an inside joke….. With myself. I'm lonely.

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    Federico Giacobazzi

    hey man, i've been following you for awhile, i really appreciate your contents! could you pop my songs somewhere? i think you might like them! https://soundcloud.com/giackbazz

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    Sesselja BS

    i remember that I waited in for 5 minutes to get to that website once.
    now I'll do it again because I don't remember what was in there

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    Lizabot

    Google Gravity and Google Space!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IK im late to the video but please?

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    DragonofEpics

    I just went on the most exclusive website 7 times in a row, literally no one is in line. Well one person did come on but then left. I'm under the name maggie.

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    TheAloomaX

    The most exclusive website just lets you post a message and a url, then gives you a prize… which is a gif of someone taunting an unimpressed cat.

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    EnderDude124

    I've gotta say something.
    I know that little part at the end was kind of a joke,
    But that honestly made me feel good inside.

    I know i'm 3 years late, but still.

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    AGBB

    I know it's really late, but the earthquake video is wrong, the last big earthquake in california was on april 4th, 2010, with a magnitude of 7.2 on the richter scale.

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    pansexual! at the disco

    my number one move on the day i was born was Meet the Fockers
    song was Drop It Like It's Hot by Snoop Dogg featuring Pharrell
    book was The Five People You Meet in Heaven

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    computerssuck93

    What is the name of the piano song at 5:15 ???? i have been trying to find the name of that song for over a year now. Can someone PLEASE tell me what it's called.

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    Evil toaster of pure EVIL

    The #1 movie on Tuesday, March 10th 1992 was:
    Wayne's World

    Well… that does explain several issues with my life. At least I've scored 829 on the beat thingy.

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    computerssuck93

    What is the name of the piano song at 5:15 ???? i have been trying to find the name of that song for over a year now. Can someone PLEASE tell me what it's called.

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    computerssuck93

    What is the name of the piano song at 5:15 ???? i have been trying to find the name of that song for YEARS now. Can someone PLEASE tell me what it's called.

    I've even tried contacting vsauce by email as the music was credited in the description and i get no reply 🙁

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    computerssuck93

    What is the name of the piano song at 5:15 ???? i have been trying to find the name of that song for YEARS now. Can someone PLEASE tell me what it's called.

    I've even tried contacting vsauce by email as the music was credited in the description and i get no reply 🙁

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    Banderas Vaduva

    I just found out that the #1 movie and song on my birth date were correspondingly:

    Double Jeopardy & Unpretty by TLC.

    DISAPPOINTED

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    James Thornton

    The most exclusive website in the world isn't very exclusive anymore, as when I got there, I guess no one else was in line to get in, because when I got my ticket I was let in instantly.

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    Alex Colvin

    Know what's even more exclusive? A useless web page made by bored nerds which took me .5 seconds to figure out was a prank. Duh.

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