Man’s Best JOB – Part 1 – The Interview | Web Series | Madbox Films

Man’s Best JOB – Part 1 – The Interview | Web Series | Madbox Films


Tangible Man! And Intangible Man! We are gathered here to rejoice this precious moment, to see how a fresher gets his lifetime suck up job! Just to make sure that he won’t eat expired brown bread ever again! kyuki khaane ke laale pade hue hai aur jeb main 50,000 ka phone chaiye! We are here to witness, how a person, fucks up all his dreams and passions just because uske maama, chacha, taau, taai, foofa, foofi, gorakhpur ki mausi, lucknow ki chachi, kolkata ki girlfriend, dwarka ki current girlfriend or Faridabad ki online Girlfriend yeh na soche ki yeh launda to lost cause hai! So, this overrated engineer, who thinks that “printf” is the command to get a print from the printer, is now settling as an employee, for this bloodsucking yet highly paid job! So dear man, do you promise that you will pay all the attention to your job? I do. Gooood! And do you promise that you will always put your job first before those..Goa and Thailand trips? I do. Gooood! Do you promise that you will always be there for your job even it is your cousin ki shaadi, ulti, dast, bukhaar, Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome! What?! Oh don’t worry! If you have AIDS, you will get fired. It is INDIA! What are you expecting? So now, dear job, do you promise that you will get this man paid? I do Goood! Good! Good! Good! And do you promise that you will never mix his personal life with his professional life? I do! (Don’t worry, he will get fucked!) Do you promise that you will always help this man to get laid and find him a beautiful, sexy and yet a virgin wife? virgin……virgin…..JESUS! I do! So now, by the power vested in me, from the policies of LENE WALI COMPANY, and after giving him unbearable and unreadable terms and conditions, and after verifying his work experience, I now pronounce you EMPLOYEE and EMPLOYEMENT! You may now update your Facebook profile.

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